Great Scott
If you think watching golf is like observing paint dry or tea brew, well, climb down from the ladder and turn off the kettle because today, even though it’s Monday, there’s no excuse for feeling below par: Adam Scott has become the first Australian to EVER win the USPGA Masters golf tournament. 30 years after nabbing the America’s Cup, a feat which by chance was retold on the ABC’s Australian Story tonight, an Aussie golfer has clubbed them again, this time raiding the yankee closet to claim the famous green jacket. In suiting up, Scott has turned the colour green into the new black and cuts a fine figure. Girls, if you love Black Caviar, you’ll adore the now single Adam Scott, just like tennis glamour Ana Ivanovic did. Bet she’d chip, putt and drive her way back into his life right now if she could. The guy’s got the looks and the game to match. Golf is akin to hitting a Birdseye frozen pea with a toothpick. It's a huge waste of time to some, is cluttered with a...