Sime says

“Taking liberties at the expense of others” is Wikibible’s definition of taking the piss. There’s been a lot of piss taking lately, most notably in South Africa. Ah yes “me lady.” I really needed to take a piss but my girlfriend was on the loo. I was stumped, so what did I do? I blasted my way in, had a slash, vomited in a bucket, then grabbed my bat and ball and bounced back into bed. In the words of one serial piss taker on Wimbledon’s Centre Court, please, “you cannot be serious.” Not to be outplayed by bubba Oscar’s performance, on the other side of the world, baby Prince George is pissing his pants. Wouldn’t you if confronted by a big painted Maori bottom during your first overseas trip at the tender age of eight months? Such a graphic display during the little Prince’s travels to NZ must have him peeing to his heart’s content, wizzing wonderful golden rivers to match the colour of the crown that will one day sit upon his head. He might be the next in line ...